It's April 1st, 2018, your name is Theodore Rojas and you've just arrived at your intern job at the Mad Hatters Theatre, located somewhere in Oregon.
You found it through a somewhat shady looking ad in the local newspaper, but they were looking exactly for someone like you- a photographer- so, honestly, you don't really care if you lose a limb or something, as long as you get this done and over with.
Turns out, this place is full of secrets! And freaks, especially the director - someone by the name of "Counselor Fetti" (Confetti for short, xey/xem). What wonders will you encounter during this week long internship?
Garrett Lawrence (aka Gala) - Star of the show! She's the Jack-of-all-trades- an actor, a stagehand, you name it!
Makes sense why he's the more popular one out of the entire crew. (she/he)
Kade (Cade?) - Stagehand and actress! Gets materials for props through unknown and possibly unethical means.
Nicknamed the "Leader Stage-Hand" by Fetti (nobody except xem calls him that). (any)
Nance Murray (aka Racket) - Light technician and costume designer! Has never gotten a wink of sleep in her life, ever!
Possibly made the site for the theater and browses forums often. (she/her)
Parsley Dandy (Party (Par. D.??) for short. Who comes up with these nicknames?) - I think she's Fetti's assistant, based off the fact that I've only seen them around xem?
I don't know what their role is, honestly. Maybe actor? (they/she)
Aid (I need to find out its actual name soon..) - Composer, playwright and actor!
One time, vi wrote an entire play in a single day. That scares me a little bit. (it/vi)
Poppy - Clown. No, like, genuinely.
I don't know what it does, I'm pretty sure Fetti accidentally ended up hiring a clown and just kept mew here cause xey felt bad or something. (mew/it)